Thursday, February 27, 2014

At the Barber's


At the Barber’s
“Where’s the latest copy of Maxim?” says the thirty-something guy in a black t-shirt and with grizzled stubble on a square jaw that brings to mind George Clooney. He’s waiting till Isaac finishes cutting my hair so he can take my place in the barber chair.
            “No new magazines,” Isaac announces to him and me and the other barber, who’s reading the Post. “No one read them no more. Everyone looking at smart phone.”    
            This was news that I should have read on the Huff Post or the Daily Beast. This was epochal, the sort of stuff the NY Times sends out a reporter to cover. Like subway riders, barbershop patrons now read from a screen, not the printed page. Another cause for the decline in newspaper and magazine circulation and advertising. Another gain for electronic media at the expense of print.
            For ages men have caught up on Playboy and Business Week and Sports Illustrated at the barbershop, but now they’ll have to read them on their smart phones or give them up. Maybe they’re still at the dentist’s or the dermatologist’s, but not at the barber’s.
Next time I need my hair cut, I’ll have to remember to bring my Android to read from.